Weekend update

I have nothing of significance to say here but I just felt the need to get the Federer-Nadal epic clash off the top of this page, particularly considering that it happened almost three months ago and since that time Nadal has gone on to win gold in Beijing while Fed has conquered Flushing Meadows for another in a long line of his US Open titles. That is all I have to say. No honestly, I have nothing to say.

Now when you can't think of anything intelligent to write or say, then you become a politician. So vote for me, you clueless mofo's because I am currently without thought or insight. However, I will make the world a better place and the reason I will do it is because I am an expert in foreign affairs. You damn straight I am. Maybe I've only been to two countries in my life, but I can see that big bad bear Russia from my backyard. That has to count for something.

What's that you say? There is already a poilitician aspiring for higher office who is using that "I can see Russia from my backyard so that makes me an expert on foreign policy" defence? The nerve of some people.

Alright maybe I was stretching the truth just a bit (hey, it's politics). Actually over the last three weeks I have been to Pattaya, Bangkok, Phuket, Macau and am now in Hong Kong. Now let me help y'all with a map here.


See I was there, then I was there. I was juking and I was jiving. Now when I was over in Thailand in the south in a place called Phuket I was swimming in the beautiful Andaman Sea and right up the Andaman sea is place called Burma and I could see big Bad Burma from the water and so I took the opportunity to yell at them, "Hey you Burma bad guys, you let the Dalai Lama out of jail right now. Yeah, you let him go else I'll shoot all your polar bears." They knew I meant it. So vote for me because I can see Burma over there. It's somewhere. I just know it is.